[Gloin]

Granted but your loud screaming starts an avalanche that buries you and puts some ice in your OJ.

I wish for some cough-sirup.

[MonkeyBoy2194]

//So do I actually

But you get but you use so much your throat get's so cleared you can't anything ever again.

I wish I had a hot dog

//Also isn't it spelled syrup?

[Project 2501]

Granted. You choke.

I wish I had an awesome game to play.

[dr_spitfire]

granted...
but it's so awesome your computer can't play it... (graphics and all)

I wish I had an amount of pepsi more than I have but less than the amount that flooded my house last time I wished for pepsi

[macosxnerd101]

dr_spitfire, on 24 Aug, 2009 - 12:24 PM, said:

granted...
but it's so awesome your computer can't play it... (graphics and all)

I wish I had an amount of pepsi more than I have but less than the amount that flooded my house last time I wished for pepsi

You get more pepsi, however it is in gaseous form.

I wish for Nobama healthcare (no obama healthcare).

[dr_spitfire]

granted there is no more health care... (also you are sick while I'm at it)

I wish I could create and manipulate fire with my mind... (totally feel like roasting marshmallows)

[hawkysu]

You can, but.. You can only make fire grow.. and eventually, you stupidly burn the Earth.

Stupid Bastard Person. YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(welcome to DIC. A nice place, for nice coders, like myself)



I wish I school didn't start for another couple of days. (I need a real vacation)

[ForcedSterilizationsForAll]

Granted, but you've been reverted back to being 12 and have to go through middle school and high school all over again... for eternity.

I wish that wishes and buts (not butts as in asses but buts as in however) were ice cream and nuts so I could have a sundae, but not to eat.

[dr_spitfire]

code returns an error cannot grant a wish if wishes are now type sundae...

I wish I had one wish that wouldn't get corrupted...

[macosxnerd101]

dr_spitfire, on 25 Aug, 2009 - 01:13 PM, said:

code returns an error cannot grant a wish if wishes are now type sundae...

I wish I had one wish that wouldn't get corrupted...

You can purchase it for an arm & a leg (not to mention Tricia Helfer).

I wish I could get my picture taken w/Tricia Helfer in her red dress from Battlestar Galactica.

[paperclipmuffin]

You do, but she realises you are a geek, not a nerd, and whips out a laser rifle and blows you through the window.

Well, we do have our fun, don't we?

I wish for a million bucks.

[Matthew Blanch]

you get your wish granted, but you soon realize that you didn't explain you wish clear enough when 1,000,000 male deer run over the top of you in a stampeed. you die.

now i wish for the rights to own and control Google.

This post has been edited by Matthew Blanch: 25 August 2009 - 08:19 PM

[Project 2501]

Granted. But it your management skills suck. You're in debt within a week.

I wish I could see in the dark.

[macosxnerd101]

You can see in the dark, but now the light blinds you.

I wish Obama wouldn't go through w/public healthcare.

[ForcedSterilizationsForAll]

Granted, but you lose your job and have no insurance and then get sick. Your family also gets sick and everyone around you dies. Then you're mauled by a band of rabid squirrels and die.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would water and cut itself.