[borninlyoko]

Wish granted, but now he Decaposts and they're all in one of your topics

I wish people weren't so pissed off at me posting so much.

[Gloin]

Granted, people are now pissed at you because of your existence. Fortunately you have since long been banned from all internet forums.

I wish borninlyoko would have something interesting to say, instead of inflating his post count because he's so bored obnoxious.

This post has been edited by Gloin: 13 January 2010 - 06:08 AM

[nanowire]

Seriously, Wish granted. He Apologized! Crap! Now I can't corrupt your wish.

Well, you get sent back in time to when borninlyoko first starts posting. And when you read this, you go back again.

I wish for a good lawyer who would work for me for free, so he would tell me how to keep my wishes un-corruptable. And Whatever the corrupter does to me gets done to him 20 times over.

This post has been edited by nanowire: 14 January 2010 - 03:08 PM

[Anarion]

You get a lawyer like that... not gonna corrupt it I fear the consequences

I wish people of Haiti would get help soon

This post has been edited by Anarion: 14 January 2010 - 03:19 PM

[nanowire]

Wish granted, but they are using your money, and you owe 100,000 USD.

I wish Internet Explorer was more glitchy.

P.S. LAWYER IS WATCHING U.

This post has been edited by nanowire: 14 January 2010 - 03:32 PM

[.Aaron]

Granted but you can never use any other browser again.

I wish I was better at graphics design, or even basic drawing so that the background of this weeks 52 Weeks of code project would look better.

[borninlyoko]

Granted, but now you are so critical of yourself, you never put anything up that you make.

I wish I had nanowire's lawyer and nothing bad would happen to me, in fact nothing else besides me getting nanowire's lawyer would happen to me.

[5thWall]

Granted, you get nanowire's lawyer and then nothing happens to you... ever. You never fall in love, you never die, you never get sick, you never graduate, you never grow older, you never learn anything new... nothing.

I wish I had a flame thrower!

[Choscura]

granted, but it's a pink hello kitty flame thrower with white trim and a floral pattern, so whoever you torch will die laughing at you.

I wish I had a bench lathe.

[nanowire]

GRANTED...... BUT... The bench lathe works fine, but when you start using it, the wood snaps from rotating at 2,000,000,000,000 RPM and impales into your head, killing you.

I wish nobody would be able to corrupt any of my wishes, including this one.

[zombie_chan51]

Granted, but your still a fuck face

I wish that nanowire wasn't a fuck face anymore