[AdamSpeight2008]

Useless Sack of Arseholes

A.B.S.Y.N.T.H.E.

[gabehabe]

Absolute Bull Shit. Yes? No? The ho-ishness ends.


[pffft, as if.]


K.Y.A.I.S.G.A.Y

[Noldona]

Kooky Yanks Ate Interesting Subway Garbage All Year

FOOD

[no2pencil]

Fond Of Ordering Drinks

B.E.L.C.H.

[gabehabe]

Burping Education Learns Children [to] Hangovers.

B.U.Z.E.M

[josiahb]

Bulemic Ugandan Zebra Eats Mentos

STP

[Noldona]

Shushing Teenage Posters

G.E.T.I.N.T.H.E.V.A.N.I.H.A.V.E.C.A.N.D.Y. (we actually tried coming up with something for this we could name a program it as an inside joke while we were deployed)

[gabehabe]

Greebo Entity Testicles In Normandy Throw Hot Eclairs [in] Vain And Never Ideally Have Alternative Vauxhalls Entirely Concocted And Neatly Disintegrated Yobs.

wtf?

A.N.T.I.D.I.S.E.S.T.A.B.L.I.S.H.M.E.N.T.A.R.I.A.N.I.S.M

[Noldona]

Another Nice Time In the Dumps Inside a Series of Eastern Siberian Tents About to be Blown Loose In the Storm's Hail Eaten Not by Torrential Acid Rain Instead by Another Nuclear Incendiary Solid-state Missle

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[gabehabe]

Salt Under the Peppers and Edibility of Rapists Creates Accessible Leverage for Immature Folk Raging Alternatively Growing Inept Linguists In Silly Tights and Injuring Curious but Expectant Xylophonists who Procreate Instead of Alternating Lovers Into Drainpipes [while] Other Cockerels Injure Oncoming Unicorns Severely.

B.E.L.L.E.N.D


EDIT: Bugger, missed a big chunk.

[engale]

broke (wind) early lastnight, left everyone nearly dead

A.N.T.A.C.I.D.

[Noldona]

Another Nervous Turtle Ate Cold Iodized Dog

CAUTION

[jacobjordan]

Crappy Asses Using Tampons on the International Orgasm Network

SMTWTFS (the days of the week)

[gabehabe]

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sumo.


J.A.C.O.B.J.O.R.D.A.N

[Noldona]

I knew the Brits were odd, but referring to Saturday as Sumo? You are even more screwed up then I thought.

Just About Completely Optional Blow Jobs On Really Dirty Atrocious Neurosurgeons

EPR (Enlisted Performance Report in military)