[OliveOyl3471]

The rules are simple. It doesn't have to be good, it just has to rhyme.

Wouldn't you know it?
I like to rhyme but can't show it?
Couldn't think of a thing to say
Guess I should just go away

This is way too hard
I am not a good bard
This one is not easy
and it's sort of cheesy

Just so you can see
you don't need to be
creative or what not
just give it a shot

[gabehabe]

What is this post?
I don't mean to boast,
but I will totally rock
your socks.

Wonder if this will take off?
This place is full of boffs.
Is "boff" just English slang?
If it is... dang.

[OliveOyl3471]

I had to look up that word.
It's one I'd never heard.

http://www.urbandict...e.php?term=boff

Pick a meaning from the list
So we will get the gist

There are 4 pages to see
You don't mean # 23?

Were you thinking 19?
That's kind of mean!

7 will do.
That's more like you.

This post has been edited by OliveOyl3471: 19 November 2008 - 08:10 AM

[Noldona]

Stupid proxy at work really sucks
I need to find a way around these f**ks
So I can view the real internet
And see the images of the people I have met

I can't even use the page
For definition given by the kindly sage
So I don't know the meaning of boff
Guess I will have to check it after I get off

[gabehabe]

By boff I meant 'nerd'
Brown is the colour of a turd

The full term is boffin
most are bullied to the coffin

The page doesn't show
because my connection speed is low~

Sucks.

[no2pencil]

Noldona, on 19 Nov, 2008 - 09:31 AM, said:

Stupid proxy at work really sucks
I need to find a way around these f**ks
So I can view the real internet
And see the images of the people I have met

Proxy bypass requests have been banned.
Don't ask again or you'll get canned.
Kids use them for a quick Pr0n vacation.
Rather than getting a proper education.

[Noldona]

I was not asking for one
Complaining was being done
I can figure out on my own if really in need
I wouldn't be doing any unscrupulous deed

But stuff like applets won't load
So I cant see examples of some code
And I miss out on some of the fun on this board
Due to the policies set by the evil overlord

Edit: forget the t on cant

This post has been edited by Noldona: 20 November 2008 - 09:44 AM

[OliveOyl3471]

Also forgot the apostrophe
but that doesn't really bother me

you've made your point well
as if we can't tell

you seem a nice guy
but I just can't lie

others may not be as nice as you
who knows exactly what they might do?

so to keep from hurting the site
and make everyone act all right

rules must be imposed
they should not be closed

they are not aimed at just one
and not meant to steal your fun

don't think less of number two
he just has a job to do!

warn you he must
his cause is just

for moderating dream in code
a commendation he is owed

I salute you number two my friend
I'm afraid this rhyme has reached it's end.

This post has been edited by OliveOyl3471: 21 November 2008 - 11:48 PM

[gabehabe]

That was a long rhyme.
I don't like lime.

[OliveOyl3471]

Oh, you prefer shorter?
Is this more in order?

[gabehabe]

Yes, I have a crap attention span.
I hate when people call me Dan.

[no2pencil]

Dan Dan Dan Dan,
Dan Dan Dan Dan.

Dan Dan Dan Dan,
Dan Dan Dan Dan!

[OliveOyl3471]

Haha, Dan.
At least it rhymes.
But this doesn't.

[jacobjordan]

If i had time
to make a good rhyme
I might add another line

[gabehabe]

no2pencil, on 23 Nov, 2008 - 01:36 AM, said:

Dan Dan Dan Dan,
Dan Dan Dan Dan.

Dan Dan Dan Dan,
Dan Dan Dan Dan!

no2pencil, you tit,
that didn't bother me one bit.

The reason for this is that
I expected it, from some twat.