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Your Resume

Posted 11 January 2004 - 10:37 PM

i was wondering what everyone thought was the most important things to have on a resume, cause i need a new god damned job.
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 11 January 2004 - 10:38 PM

letterhead that has flowers and snowmen.

not kidding, thats what my sister does.

(needless to say, she still doesn't have a job)
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 11 January 2004 - 10:40 PM

Acid Reign, on Jan 11 2004, 10:38 PM, said:

(needless to say, she still doesn't have a job)

for some strange reason, i don't think you do either.
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 11 January 2004 - 10:45 PM

i haven't even applied for one at all, time just doesn't permit one right now, plus i'm pretty lazy.
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 11 January 2004 - 11:01 PM

how many people you are willing to kill

oh, and your high score on Bust-A-Groove

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Re: Your Resume

Posted 12 January 2004 - 07:34 AM

i know it sounds like you're being a suckup, but get your old bosses to write a quick letter of reference about how damn awesome you were as their employee. and don't write your resume with a crayon.
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 12 January 2004 - 11:03 AM

jaredigital, on Jan 12 2004, 06:34 AM, said:

and don't write your resume with a crayon.

i disagree, thats the hot thing now days...
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 12 January 2004 - 01:22 PM

The most important thing: your name.
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 12 January 2004 - 01:28 PM

Cookie Mobster, on Jan 12 2004, 03:22 PM, said:

The most important thing: your name.

it's best to jazz it up a bit.

Joshua G. Rivera = boring.
Joshua "G-Money" Rivera = AWESOME.
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 12 January 2004 - 01:30 PM

let me try:

Joshua "Fluffy" Rivera
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 12 January 2004 - 02:54 PM

oooh i like this game: Joshua 'I am your God' Rivera
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 12 January 2004 - 03:37 PM

I'm in....

Josh "where's-my-burrito?!" Rivera
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Posted 13 January 2004 - 02:16 PM

Josh "I want your women" Rivera
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 13 January 2004 - 02:44 PM

Cookie Mobster, on Jan 13 2004, 04:16 PM, said:

Josh "I want your women" Rivera

correction:

Josh "I want your men" Rivera
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Re: Your Resume

Posted 13 January 2004 - 02:44 PM

Josh 'look at how much pepsi that kid drinks' Rivera
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