Valentines Day

How to win a girls heart

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#1 Nova Dragoon   User is offline

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Valentines Day

Posted 14 February 2004 - 04:08 PM

Just recite her this poem


Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you
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#2 robarb   User is offline

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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 14 February 2004 - 06:06 PM

Oh damn johnny
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 14 February 2004 - 08:21 PM

oh that would have been perfect! i was wearin my shirt and everything!!!!
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 14 February 2004 - 09:41 PM

roses are red
violets are blue
you are bread
i am love you

-white ninja

This post has been edited by Jbssfelix: 14 February 2004 - 09:41 PM

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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 14 February 2004 - 10:01 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia
POEM WRITES YOU!!!!!
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 15 February 2004 - 01:11 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What the fuck am I telling you this for,
You're not colorblind.


That'll win her heart.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 15 February 2004 - 11:01 AM

Nova Dragoon, on Feb 14 2004, 04:08 PM, said:

Just recite her this poem


Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you

you fucked it up dumbass.


Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All of my base
Are belong to you
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 15 February 2004 - 11:31 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Im so lonely
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 15 February 2004 - 12:10 PM

supersloth, on Feb 15 2004, 01:01 PM, said:


Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All of my base
Are belong to you

genius.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 15 February 2004 - 03:25 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Society says I need to buy you shit today
If I want to get some play
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 15 February 2004 - 06:30 PM

Most holdays are completly commercial and Bogus...

valentines day is one of them.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 15 February 2004 - 07:47 PM

Ben Goulbourn, on Feb 15 2004, 07:30 PM, said:

Most holdays are completly commercial and Bogus...

valentines day is one of them.

another one of America's great inventions.

YAY FOR THE NEW DEAL.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 16 February 2004 - 07:54 AM

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I love Spectre.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 16 February 2004 - 09:39 AM

losers.

if you really wanted to win a girls heart on v-day, you shoulda taken her to a *free* movie screening, gotten a huge bag full of sweets and a chocolate cake curtesy of the Panera dumpster, and then taken it home for her in a stolen grocery cart.

it worked on me!

:pirate:
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 16 February 2004 - 10:49 AM

Jain is dating a BUM.
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