[Hyper]

gabehabe, on 13 Mar, 2009 - 11:29 AM, said:

Why bump? I think pretty much everyone has already answered by now anyway.

'Cause you already bumped his mom. </bad pun>

[Project 2501]

Hmm... Skynet maybe... Overdose perhaps... A monkey biting my fingers off and watching bleed to death is another possibility. Or a Datadyne Turtle Dark Sim unloading a RCP-120 into me. (Yes I am a Perfect Dark fan, though I do not like PDZ at all)

[kraftergnome]

Nykc, on 3 Mar, 2009 - 07:53 AM, said:

1. Horde of Zombies will attack and eventually get the best of me.
2. Aliens will invade America and destroy us. (This could also be illegal aliens).

+1

We all know its eventually going to happen!

[computerfox]

a fear and lack of intimacy

[atik97]

I think some sort of disease will cause it...

[no2pencil]

no2pencil, on 3 Mar, 2009 - 01:27 AM, said:

Hyper, on 27 Feb, 2009 - 03:08 PM, said:

When somebody wants to put down the toys and quit goofing off...

Yeah, goofing off is for... wait a minute!

Hyper, on 6 Mar, 2009 - 04:16 PM, said:

no2pencil, Was that an offensive, defensive, or neutral post regarding me?

It was a joke because I'm an expert in Goofing Off.

[OliveOyl3471]

no2pencil, on 3 Mar, 2009 - 02:27 AM, said:

Not to change this to a religious topic... but that point of view is always easy to take when it's outward in. Why couldn't the holy ghost woke up the bomb planter & asked him not to do it?

My guess is that the bomb planter wouldn't have obeyed. Why talk to someone who isn't going to listen? It would make more sense to concentrate on those who do listen & obey.

no2pencil, on 3 Mar, 2009 - 02:27 AM, said:

Why does everyone always single themselves out? Does this holy ghost not care about anyone else, or is it just easier to see the rationality when it's convenient?

I do it because it's what I know. I don't know what God has done for you, or anyone else (unless they tell me). So that's what I talk about.

I'd like to stay on topic, but I already answered. I'm not going to die.

This post has been edited by OliveOyl3471: 16 March 2009 - 12:10 PM

[Hyper]

no2pencil, on 16 Mar, 2009 - 08:28 AM, said:

no2pencil, on 3 Mar, 2009 - 01:27 AM, said:

Hyper, on 27 Feb, 2009 - 03:08 PM, said:

When somebody wants to put down the toys and quit goofing off...

Yeah, goofing off is for... wait a minute!

Hyper, on 6 Mar, 2009 - 04:16 PM, said:

no2pencil, Was that an offensive, defensive, or neutral post regarding me?

It was a joke because I'm an expert in Goofing Off.

Thanks for the two week late reply, and ok.

[no2pencil]

Hyper, on 16 Mar, 2009 - 01:36 PM, said:

Thanks for the two week late reply, and ok.

Yeah... about that. Sorry I don't check back to absolutely every joke &/or comment that I have made on here. In the future I'll try to do a better job clearing up misconceptions that I create through silly knee-slappers.

[Zerobu]

i forgot to add lack of intimacy(with a woman) will probably lead me to an early grave.

This post has been edited by Steffan: 23 March 2009 - 01:05 PM

[absynthe]

Damn smoking

[TechWar]

From banging my head against the keyboard

[NeoTifa]

Zombies.

[computerfox]

or an aneurysm

[Zerobu]

Smoking isn't good..and i heard lung cancer is a painful way to die.

This post has been edited by Steffan: 23 March 2009 - 09:01 PM