How do you think you're gonna die?

Think you know how your gonna die?

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#91 Zerobu   User is offline

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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 02 March 2009 - 11:31 PM

just giving this thread a friendly bump!
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 03 March 2009 - 12:05 AM

View Postpr4y, on 24 Feb, 2009 - 07:57 PM, said:

Get this:

My brother lives in L.A.... His normal routine consists of waking up around 5:30 and catching the bus on the corner to whatever job he's working at. One morning, his alarm clock mysteriously didn't go off... he ended up waking up around 6:00 to find that he was going to be late for work. He rushed outside and to the bus stop, only to find police cars, ambulances, and fire trucks... EVERYWHERE. The bus he always took every day at the same time at the same place... had taken off on schedule at 5:30 that morning, gone 100 feet down the block, and was T-BONED by another oncoming bus. I can't remember specifics, but it was something like 22 of the 25 people on board died as a result of the accident.


Nothing like waking up late for work only to find out your alarm clock just saved your life? :)


If you don't believe in God then you won't believe my reason but here it is:

One morning I woke up and the holy ghost told me to sleep in and not go to school so I said praise god! Turns out we had a bomb threat at school that day.
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 03 March 2009 - 12:27 AM

View PostHyper, on 27 Feb, 2009 - 03:08 PM, said:

When somebody wants to put down the toys and quit goofing off...

Yeah, goofing off is for... wait a minute!

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View PostKYA, on 27 Feb, 2009 - 07:02 PM, said:

I win, I was 7 in '95.

Actually, I win. I was 5 in '95
Just read one of Hyper's posts. Apparently she's 17. (4 in '95)

Just discovered a new feature.

It's called a calculator. They've been around for ages.

View Postgabehabe, on 27 Feb, 2009 - 03:45 PM, said:

Posting your email address is a good way to get spammed. :)

It's in her profile. She already ran that risk.

View Postmusya, on 3 Mar, 2009 - 01:05 AM, said:

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Nothing like waking up late for work only to find out your alarm clock just saved your life? :)


If you don't believe in God then you won't believe my reason but here it is:

One morning I woke up and the holy ghost told me to sleep in and not go to school so I said praise god! Turns out we had a bomb threat at school that day.

Not to change this to a religious topic... but that point of view is always easy to take when it's outward in. Why couldn't the holy ghost woke up the bomb planter & asked him not to do it? Why does everyone always single themselves out? Does this holy ghost not care about anyone else, or is it just easier to see the rationality when it's convenient?
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:12 AM

View Postmusya, on 3 Mar, 2009 - 02:05 AM, said:

If you don't believe in God then you won't believe my reason but here it is:

One morning I woke up and the holy ghost told me to sleep in and not go to school so I said praise god! Turns out we had a bomb threat at school that day.


@musya Did anything actually happen? Or just a threat?

We had a bomb threat in my school, it was amazing! (i'm not a terrorist I swear) but some kid dropped a note in the bathroom and everyone started freaking out and my whole school was evacuated. They had to get the bomb squad into the school and check every locker. So, for six hours all us tiny sixth graders were in the gym of the high school. Ha, no math test for me that day! :P

I've digressed a little bit from the topic but oh well.
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:19 AM

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(i'm not a terrorist I swear)
You don't get to say that every day. Especially if you're a terrorist, since you'll be blowing yourself up 30 seconds later. :)
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:41 AM

I will probably die from a freak tractor accident, since every Philip in my family has died or suffered from a tractor tipping.

However, I was suppose to die before I was 17, and I have surpassed that.

hmm... quite a quandary
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:34 AM

View Postno2pencil, on 3 Mar, 2009 - 12:27 AM, said:

Not to change this to a religious topic... but that point of view is always easy to take when it's outward in. Why couldn't the holy ghost woke up the bomb planter & asked him not to do it? Why does everyone always single themselves out? Does this holy ghost not care about anyone else, or is it just easier to see the rationality when it's convenient?


Because people are vain.
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:53 AM

Back to answer the topic of this thread - I strongly believe I am going to die one of two ways.

1. Horde of Zombies will attack and eventually get the best of me.
2. Aliens will invade America and destroy us. (This could also be illegal aliens).
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:57 PM

the second one sounds more possible. the first one sounds a bit sci-fi.
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:16 PM

no2pencil, Was that an offensive, defensive, or neutral post regarding me?
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 08 March 2009 - 07:26 PM

I'll probably die at a very old age.. somewhere around 100 by having extreme hardcore sex with someone's mom. Over Exhaustion.
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 08 March 2009 - 07:42 PM

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I'll probably die at a very old age.. somewhere around 100 by having extreme hardcore sex with someone's mom. Over Exhaustion.


I LOL'd :lol:

I had visions of Yoda, walking with a cane and then busting a can of whoopass :)

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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:06 PM

bump
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:29 PM

Why bump? I think pretty much everyone has already answered by now anyway. ;)
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Re: How do you think you're gonna die?

Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:34 PM

yeah, that was a little unneccesary, plus there's a whole tread for that...
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