[sonierm]

...When you end up teaching you high school cs class
...When you end up making the new school webpage

[fashionnugget]

When you use the tag <sarcasm> </sarcasm> to clarify while instant messaging.

Servatis, on 2 Jul, 2009 - 04:18 AM, said:

when you start planning everyday activities with if, else, for and while statements, even try\catch\finally.

lmao

[Servatis]

when you hear "matrix" and you think about math and programming instead of the movies.

This post has been edited by Servatis: 10 July 2009 - 12:27 AM

[BenignDesign]

... when you try to type "myself", but have to backspace 6 times because your fingers are trained to type "mysql".

[MonkeyBoy2194]

BenignDesign, on 10 Jul, 2009 - 09:52 AM, said:

... when you try to type "myself", but have to backspace 6 times because your fingers are trained to type "mysql".

What does mysql mean?

[BenignDesign]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MySQL

[[email protected]]

OliveOyl3471, on 5 May, 2009 - 06:46 AM, said:

macosxnerd101, on 20 Apr, 2009 - 01:37 PM, said:

Your computer teachers come to you for help.

That actually happened to me!

Same here (Spooky)

...Wen You try to Make a "Program" For a social Problem

[paperclipmuffin]

ApocalypzAwesomeness said:

...when you become disapointed with the new phone you liked a min. ago because its 'full' keyboard is missing symbols that are essential to the language you use most.

+1

...when you see someone have a heart attack and say 'It's the damn processor heatsink! Someone get me some metal to earth myself on!".

...when you write code on your folders at school (done that a few times! )

...when you get pissed at your old laptop 'cause you don't have a c# compiler on it.

...when you get the flu and think about starting yourself in safe mode.

...when you think "end" to stop whatever you are doing.

...when you wish the laptops at school had some sort of compiler (like me ).

...when you want to press control-alt-delete to shut somebody up.

...when you hack the school proxy to get onto DIC.

That's all for now, folks.

This post has been edited by paperclipmuffin: 23 July 2009 - 02:21 AM

[raziel_]

when your doing a for cycle to count how many peanuts you eat

This post has been edited by NoBrain: 23 July 2009 - 04:01 AM

[OliveOyl3471]

when you can write out your math story problem as a program but can't figure out how to write it as a (math) function of x.

if (x>0 && x<100) {
p=90;
}

else if (x>0 && x<=1600) {
p=90-(0.01*x);
}

else if (x>1600){
p=75;
}

This is not what the professor is looking for, but it does make sense this way compared to the way the book shows it.

[no2pencil]

When you are at a friend or relatives house, & something isn't quite right, so the 1st thing that comes to mind is a quick, automated fix by changing some registry settings rather than right click -> properties.

Quote

Well yeah, that's how you might remember it...

[P4L]

When you Tweet code, or post code in as a comment on Facebook (yes, I've done that too many times).

My Favorite to use is

Select *
From tblUsers
Where IIF([Clue]="1",'YAY', 'E.B.K.A.C')
And Clue >0

Yes, most was this was gotten from a thinkgeek.com t-shirt, but I added some MS Access logic to it....sh!t I think I'm a geek!

This post has been edited by P4L: 16 September 2009 - 06:57 AM

[gabehabe]

[email protected], on 23 Jul, 2009 - 08:00 AM, said:

OliveOyl3471, on 5 May, 2009 - 06:46 AM, said:

macosxnerd101, on 20 Apr, 2009 - 01:37 PM, said:

Your computer teachers come to you for help.

That actually happened to me!

Same here (Spooky)

My old teachers actually used to come to me to teach the lessons when they didn't understand it.

This post has been edited by gabehabe: 16 September 2009 - 10:36 AM

[dr_spitfire]

When you ask clarifying questions... not because you didn't understand what someone meant but because while you're pretty sure you got it, they were sloppy with their syntax and so they need to define the function "take out the trash" before you'll do it

When you #include <pantry.h> mentally when making a PB and J so you won't have to declare the ingredients individually...

when writing informal notes to non coders, the word "if" only shares a line with some set of condition and
if "else" appears
it's on it's own line... so it's easier to understand
else
you just say "else" instead of "otherwise" WAY too much

when you avoid using i, j, or k in math class as a variable when you can avoid it... just in case you need a loop later. (also you make sure to reset the values of any variable you do reuse in the first line of each problem)

[OliveOyl3471]

dr_spitfire, on 16 Sep, 2009 - 01:30 PM, said:

When you #include <pantry.h> mentally when making a PB and J so you won't have to declare the ingredients individually...

All of those are funny, but this especially.