[P4L]

You know you are a geek when:

You take off work to go to the lauch of a companies new software. //I'm going to take off work, for the second year in a row, to go to the MS launch of the new Windows software!

[TheSoundOfTruth]

...when you write programs to convey messages in Instant Messenger.

[hawkysu]

you say things like

hawkysu, on 24 Aug, 2009 - 09:23 PM, said:

"Is that a USB in your pocket, or am I just that good looking"

"Hey baby, my computer said to tell you: 'Open File: Sexy.whistle.mp3, loop on time delay 5 sec"

"Who needs coffee when you have Java? (badumdumboosh)"

first two are great pick-up lines

[Sethro117]

You call the pictures on playing cards "icons".

[no2pencil]

I went to the dry erase board in the office & said "hrm... I need to delete all of this" & half way through erasing it, I just hung my head in shame!

[Jaakuuta]

--When you're so used to emulators that when something doesn't go the way you want it to you start trying to find life's soft-load button, or you try to fast-forward through boring parts
--When you're not sure about whether something will work or not you start trying to think of breakpoints
--When you see an onomatopoeic phrase like "OOF!" and you think it's in hexadecimal
--You're working on math problems and you decide you'd rather make a program that solves them for you than to try to solve them by hand
--Instead of typing not to negate a sentence, you just use !
--You use != instead of not equals
--You procrastinate by studying other programming languages
--Words like kiss and ski start to look like functions
--You can communicate better with some interpreters than you can with other humans

[carltech]

When you think of your math problems as loops and think of funtions as functions.

When you try to signal your wallet to start iterating and get said when it crashes.

[kewlkreator]

When you have a better computer than your parents

When you're thirteen and trying to build a world renouned online service (fail)

[rkwj25]

When you stay up all night working on a project...

[kewlkreator]

Um... oops.

[neos300]

When you belive thet you where created this way:

//Psuedo Code, will probably not compile
people.h

Class Human
public:
int age;
char bloodtype;
char gender;
char[100] name;
int height
int weight
int mass
};

Class Programmer extends Human
public:
char[10000000] programminglanguagesknown;
bool noob;
};

main.cpp
int main()
{
Programmer yournamehere;
}

This post has been edited by neos300: 15 October 2009 - 04:25 PM

[pryogene]

You know you're a programmer when you chastise your partner for ommiting the else clause.

[hawkysu]

I never use else....

[pryogene]

hawkysu, on 16 Oct, 2009 - 01:05 PM, said:

I never use else....

I generally do quite alot, unless its a for.. each.. next situation (though for me thats only with lists, where as if/else is for checking certain parameters... could use select case aswell )

[Hezekiah]

Quote

Shampoo bottle == infinite loop:

Lather
Rinse
Repeat

Why do you use

do {
lather();
rinse();
} while();

?

Why not

for(;;) {
lather();
rinse();
}
//or even
while() {
lather();
rinse();
}

?

... when you count to F before you go over to 10.

Quote

When one of the reasons Windows stinks is because its API is sh*t to code in compared to Qt, and you know because you tried both.

What is Qt?

EDIT: What just happened?

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This post has been edited by Hezekiah: 26 October 2009 - 08:12 AM