I'm Dying....Sort Of...

This quarter is going to be 'fun'.

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#1 Magic_Man   User is offline

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I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 05:10 PM

Tough quarter this time around at school, folks. I've got to do one chapter per week in Spreadsheet (Excel 07), one chapter per every two weeks in Database (Access 07), and I've got to do several video lessons and tests for Infrastructure. Not so much 'tough', but busy. I'm probably going to be on D.I.C. a bit less for a while, but I'm not too famous on here (yet =P) so no one should miss me. Aside from the schoolwork, I'm helping a few colleagues with Intro To VB.NET, creating and maintaining a customer database for work, doing some graphic design for marketing for work, working (fixing comps, etc.), and reading up on VB 2005 in a borrowed textbook from my instructor. Oh, and all my friends come to me for their questions, so I'll be pretty busy. But I'm looking forward to it. I've spent a lot of time at school just jerking around (playing Urban Terror, CS, etc. against my friends on the LAN there =D) and this will be a big change. I guess I wrote all this to take a break. Heh. My hat's off to anyone that actually reads through all this blabber. Well, time to work on the customer DB. Later all.

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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 05:16 PM

tl;dr.

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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 05:26 PM

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Express Yourself,...


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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 05:51 PM

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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 07:05 PM

been there..done that...and worked full time

lots of alcohol
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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 07:17 PM

View Postabsynthe, on 8 Apr, 2009 - 06:05 PM, said:

been there..done that...and worked full time

lots of alcohol


Lol. My first and last experience with the juice wasn't great. I like a little whiskey and Coke every once in a while, but I don't get intoxicated. After all, I'm only 19. =P
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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 07:20 PM

View PostMagic_Man, on 8 Apr, 2009 - 06:17 PM, said:

View Postabsynthe, on 8 Apr, 2009 - 06:05 PM, said:

been there..done that...and worked full time

lots of alcohol


Lol. My first and last experience with the juice wasn't great. I like a little whiskey and Coke every once in a while, but I don't get intoxicated. After all, I'm only 19. =P


And i would advise you not start drinking, ive seen what drinking does the people and it's not a pleasant thing. Besides alcohol kills valuable brain cells, and we as programmers should value our mental capacities the most. You may think it's okay now because your young and healthier but wait until you get older and all the diseases starts to set in, or maybe its because people just don't care?

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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:52 PM

View PostZerobu, on 8 Apr, 2009 - 08:20 PM, said:

View PostMagic_Man, on 8 Apr, 2009 - 06:17 PM, said:

View Postabsynthe, on 8 Apr, 2009 - 06:05 PM, said:

been there..done that...and worked full time

lots of alcohol


Lol. My first and last experience with the juice wasn't great. I like a little whiskey and Coke every once in a while, but I don't get intoxicated. After all, I'm only 19. =P


And i would advise you not start drinking, ive seen what drinking does the people and it's not a pleasant thing. Besides alcohol kills valuable brain cells, and we as programmers should value our mental capacities the most. You may think it's okay now because your young and healthier but wait until you get older and all the diseases starts to set in, or maybe its because people just don't care?


Fuck it...drink like a fish.
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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:56 PM

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Fuck it...drink like a fish.


Lool. I prefer to smoke like a train.
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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:10 PM

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Fuck it...drink like a fish


I cannot tell you what you should or shouldn't do, but i must urge you to be wise in your decisions.
Theirs a reason why alcohol is flammable

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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:12 PM

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And i would advise you not start drinking, ive seen what drinking does the people and it's not a pleasant thing. Besides alcohol kills valuable brain cells, and we as programmers should value our mental capacities the most. You may think it's okay now because your young and healthier but wait until you get older and all the diseases starts to set in, or maybe its because people just don't care?


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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:16 PM

ROFLMAO.. Priceless....I had WinME for like 2 whole weeks! lol

BEER AND NATURAL SELECTION
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster more efficient machine. And that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. The result of this in depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieve during their college years.
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Re: I'm Dying....Sort Of...

Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:18 PM

lol can i see the source where you got this from?
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:23 PM

just Google'd "beer programmer productivity"

I'd seen it ages ago, can't remember where
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:23 PM

Beer

You DO know it's a joke, right?

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